So I get my time machine up and running so I can travel back 15 million years and meet some bad-ass dinosaurs and tell them what life is like in the future. When I finally got there the only T-Rex I can find is a vegetarian and he doesn’t speak any english. You can imagine my dissapointment…

When I got back into my time machine I realized I set it for 15 million years in the future… (not to be continued)