Updated To Do List:
1. Travel to San Francisco to out DJ the Bizarro Brothatom
2. Find, Eat, and Kill the rabid croccon that killed my mentor

Allow me to explain…

Here I am working hard at at my job when I decide to take a break and google some things that come to mind. After I googled crocodile and racoon, I entered in my name, Brothatom. Little did I know, in .05 seconds my life would change forever…
The bad news
As you can see, Bizarro brothatom is a club music DJ on a San Francisco radio station that has been sent here from Czechoslovokia to steal my alias. I’ve decided the only thing I have left to do to regain my status as the one and only Brothatom is to upgrade my DJ beat-mixin’ skills, travel to San Francisco, and beat the Bizarro brothatom at his own game… DJ Tiggity-tock style.
For those of you who don’t know, DJ Tiggity-tock was a prominant DJ and my mentor back in the late 90’s, he had many hits including “Smells Like Fish” and “The Barnyard Club”. Unfortunately, DJ Tiggity-tock was eaten, along with all his funky beats, by a rabid crocodile-racoon hybrid. I have made a vow that I will one day seek out this vicious beast and eat it along with any funky dance beats the croccoon may have recorded.
Below you can see the croccoon that ate my mentor in its natural habitat.

the real brothatom out