Why people keep their mouths shut.
“Sorry, I could help overhearing your conversation, but I chose not to. That’s your new Mercedes?”
“Yeah, it was close to 50 grand, you like it?”
“It’s pretty ugly, but i’m impressed by how much you spent on it. Are you wealthy?”
“Not really, I spent all the money I have on that car. You should see how shitty my house is, but I figured that my daughter didn’t need to go to a real college anyway. Community colleges are just as good.”
“No they aren’t.”
“She’s really my step daughter. I’ve only known her since she was 5, so I don’t care that much.”
“Well I don’t know her at all so I guess I don’t care either. What do you do for a living?”
“Well I’m involved in a court case right now.”
“Lawyer?”
“No I’m hoping for a big settlement. I got into an accident one day on my way to pick up my unemployment check. I’m expecting to get upwards of 5 million.”
“That’s a lot of money!”
“Yeah when it comes through I’m gonna get another Mercedes. Hopefully one ever bigger.”
“Maybe you can fix up your house.”
“I guess.”
March 27th, 2005 at 6:59 pm
It’s spelt “Mercedes-Benz,” but I guess you were trying to make a point that these people who own the car probably can’t even spell it. Such n00bs with no experiance. I guess sarcastic social commentary can be pretty “quigley,” but I know kids that opted to have a new Acura and go to a “Most Competitive Public Ivy in the Northeast” rather than go to a more prestigious private school.
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