Paris Hilton is rumored to be pregnant with the child of some ass clown who is also named Paris. Well, the father is either him or one of the many men she’s fucked in the past month and has no recollection of. Not only does this child need to be aborted immediately but is should be rammed down Hilton’s throat till she dies sucking on her own placenta. Anyone who thinks that Paris Hilton can raise a child clearly hasn’t seen what she has done to Lindsay Lohan. Hilton took my fucking wet dream and turned her into another anorexic blonde. Lohan used to a beautiful red head with great curves and a gorgeous face. Now she looks and acts exactly like Paris “Skeletor” Hilton. I guess I can’t completely blame her though. It really is America’s fault. Every time you half wit inbred fucks turn on the TV or pick up a magazine because Paris Hilton is on you only encourage her. Wake the fuck up America. Not only is Paris Hilton not attractive or interesting in any way, she is the scum of the earth. Any man who actually got an erection from seeing Hilton naked on the internet should check into the nearest Catholic Church for defaggification. Not only is Hilton disgustingly skinny but she has a beak where her nose should be. I swear to god she looks more like a bird of prey then she does a human being. She should be perched on my shoulder looking out for rodents not on my television making me vomit. Oh yeah, and it’s also a safe bet that she has at least 3 STD’s.

Just imagine the life that this child will have. It’s a safe bet that the kid will be born addicted to cocaine. Luckily for the kid, Hilton’s titty milk probably has enough drugs in it to give the kid her fix. Unfortunately, it is still speculation whether or not Hilton has tits or if she had raisins surgically grafted onto her chest. The poor kid will be sucking dick for coke by the age of 2. The worst part is I have to hear my girlfriend talk about how she’s fat when she’s fucking beautiful. Wake the fuck up women, real men don‘t want women who disappear when they turn sideways. Paris Hilton and women that skinny in general, are fucking disgusting. Any man who is actually attracted to Paris Hilton should have his fucking head examined and his dick removed. The bottom line is Paris Hilton needs to die. I hope she gets beaten to death with an aborted fetus nunchuck. That is, her aborted fetus at one end of a chain and a cinder block at the other. I figure she can get hit with the fetus until she looses her mind and then finish her off with the cinderblock.