There is only one beer on the face of this earth that I can’t understand why anyone drinks it: Corona. I understand your various watered down beers like Coors Light, Miller light and so forth. They are relatively cheap and they do down easy. They’re ok for frat parties, funneling competitions, and washing the dishes. I understand your mid priced beers like Yuengling, Heineken, Honey Brown, and so forth. They have a more flavor than your standard light beer without the price of the higher ends stuff. Personally I think Heineken is disgusting, but I can see that some people might like that taste. I understand the higher end stuff like Sam Adams, Newcastle, Guinness and so forth. They are the tastiest beers and, in my opinion, worth the money. Somehow, however, Corona seems to be priced in this range.

Corona is by far the most overpriced beer in the world. It tastes like absolute shite. There is a reason no one drink Corona without a lime. There’s a reason Corona is so expensive and it’s not taste. Corona is priced high because it’s popular and you stupid bastards are willing to pay for it. It’s like paying an extra ten dollars for a white shirt that has the little Nike swoosh on it. The shirt is ugly, but you bought it anyway and now you look ugly with your trendy shirt on. Enjoy that shitty taste with your trendy Corona in your hand fuckstick. Seriously, who would pay 7 dollars for a beer that isn’t drinkable without putting fruit in it? I know you put lemon in wheat beers and such, but wheat beers don’t taste like urine without lemon in them. I’m actually convinced Corona is made by a bunch of small Mexican children who follow donkeys around waiting for them to take a piss. It’s the only real explanation. They probably throw in some hops and barley after and call it a beer.

The sad part is that there are other fine Mexican beers like Negro Modelo that hardly anyone buys because they don’t realize Corona came from a donkey with a urinary tract infection. For the same price as Corona you can get some delicious Newcastle Brown, Sam Adams, or….. are you ready for this…… actually try something new! There’s a world of delicious beers out there that not many people are buying because they are too busy buying boatloads of popular beer that has half the flavor of the smaller beer makers brews. But don’t listen to me. The best beers are the most popular ones. Just don’t blame me when you get Donkey AIDS and fleas in your mouth.