A Judge And His Pump
OKLAHOMA CITY (AP) - Jurors and others in Judge Donald Thompson’s courtroom kept hearing a strange whooshing noise, like a bicycle pump or maybe a blood pressure cuff. During one trial, Thompson seemed so distracted some jurors thought he was playing a hand-held video game or tying fly-fishing lures behind the bench. The explanation, investigators said, is even stranger than some imagined: the judge had a habit of masturbating with a penis pump under his robe during trials.
The case could also lead to a wave of appeals from defendants claiming the judge was not paying attention while presiding over their cases.
Police built a case against the judge after one of Wall’s officers testified during a 2003 murder trial. From the witness stand, the officer saw a piece of plastic tubing disappear under Thompson’s robe. During a lunch break, officers took photographs of the pump under the desk. Investigators later collected carpet samples, Thompson’s robes and the chair from behind the bench and found semen, court records showed.
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