2005: The Year of the Quigley
Quigley is everywhere. It is all around us, even now in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, when you go to church, when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
Welcome to the kickoff party for my column, there is plenty of exotic cheeses and punch on the table, help yourself.
There’s a word I know. The word is randomcize. Whats it mean? Well, besides finger-painting, it is probably the best thing to do when you get bored. Basically all it takes is somebody besides you and some words. Yeah, its that easy. Check it out…
brothatom: over there on the table!! “Fran”: huh?
That was a real life reaction to being randomcized. Sounds like fun, doesn’t it? Give it a try sometime. But before you do, here’s another example of being randomcized:
brothatom: Shouldn’t you be at k-mart or something? “Alfred”: What?
These are actual occurences, and it honestly never gets old. Oh look at this we have a visitor!!!
It’s Donald Trump’s dancing dismembered head!!! Wow, what a suprise that was. Too bad it wasn’t like Tea Leoni or something like that.
Well thats all I have to say to you for now. Come back some other time for more stuff and dismembered, bouncing head ridiculousness. Once I receive my signing bonus for this gig, the heads might even start having bodies. If you would like to see real heads complete with bodies, write your e-mails to thewebmaster(at)somethingquigley.com.
Brothatom out
(the names of the randomcized have been changed to protect the innocent. The email address given has been changed to protect the webmaster, who is not as innocent)
February 10th, 2005 at 11:00 pm
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