When you Google “Something Quigley” (try it using our Google search bar to your left), we finally come up as the first result!!!
Theme Song
Just released fresh off the press, the official Something Quigley theme song.
Lyrics:
Something Quigley
Seeming to have the characteristics of something that can be considered unnatural or straying from the path of normalcy.
The occurance in bowling when one bowls a gutter ball the first throw of a frame and knocks down all the pins on the second THROW!
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What is something quigley?
Only you can decide.
Valentine’s Day
Today is a day, a day where you should check out these Flash animations by yours truly:
Defining Ourselves
At present there are two definitions of quigley within the dictionary at Urban Dictionary.
1.) sexy 2.) a prson who should die of ghoneria
We here at somethingquigley.com feel that these definitions are inadequate. Therefore we request suggestions regarding formal definitions for the term ‘quigley.’ Please leave your suggestions in the comments.
Do not forget to include within your definition whether the word is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb. Also, please include examples of possible usage of the word quigley using your definition.
Shat
First Drafts
If it is possible, we’d like first drafts of everyone’s work by Saturday, February 12th for review. The final version of everyone’s work is requested by Saturday, February 19th. Earlier submissions are appreciated. Our hope is to get a preliminary page up and running by the end of next weekend.
Please submit both the first and final draft to: webmaster |at| somethingquigley |dot| com
Thanks and quigley on.
Shat
Introduction
Hello, and welcome to SomethingQuigley.com: Where you come Googley, and leave all Quigley. We are currently accepting applications for authors of original Quigley(not tm) material. We offer a competitive starting salary and benefits include clean light, bright air, and an unlimited three trips to the company water cooler per day. Please fill out the application below if you are interested.
Current joint chief-of-staff:
- QEO (Quigley Executive Officer), Faceè, the French Face
- QOO (Quigley Operations Officer), Shat
- Isomorphic
- The Wicked
- BrothaTom
- Claybaby
- Ruggy
- Tambourine Dan
- The Doll’s House
Current product line:
- A Boy and His Blob by Isomorphic, a weekly comic strip
- People Suck by The Wicked, a weekly column
- What Webster Doesn’t Want You to Know.. and BEYOND!!! by BrothaTom, a weekly textual and visual experience
- Cybersex by Claybaby
- Ruggy’s Carpets by Ruggy, a bimonthly column
- What the Fuck? by Tambourine Dan, a weekly column
- Turning People Into Pirates by Faceè, the French Face, a bimonthly pictorial essay
- The Doll’s House by Michael Michael Motorcycle
