Pirate eyepatch from 1600 + Apple IIe from 1983 + Google homepage from 1996 = Quigliest history lesson ever

Live action amateur photograph of Mr. Al Sharpton in Chicago, IL turned pirate.

Michael Jackson has got to be the Quigliest motherfucker alive. And now he’s a pirate.

For my first foray into the realm of pictoral essays, I present to you Dr. Condoleeza Rice, the Pirate. Any good Secretary of State must first master the skills of a pirate in order to be effective as a foreign diplomat and head of the State Department.